turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
