The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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