your thong is hanging out like whoa
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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