Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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