you traded sex for a burrito?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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