He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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