how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Mom said you looked used
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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