I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
So. Much. Porn.
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