i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Actions speak louder than pants.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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