return my video game
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Randomize
