Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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