Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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