I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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