my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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