I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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