Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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