What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sext me about skeletons
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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