i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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