Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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