I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
MIDGETS
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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