I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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