you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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