Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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