Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
