Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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