I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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