Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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