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(214): View more from Texas

Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.

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(806): View more from Texas

Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.

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(519): View more from Ontario

On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?

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(708): View more from Illinois

That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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(530): View more from California

Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?

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