yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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