jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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