i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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