Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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