Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
