Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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