Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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