No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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