they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Can you bring me the toilet please
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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