I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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