I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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