So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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