How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
