u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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