so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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