So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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