I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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