I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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