She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
