just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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