After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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