Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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